You can’t read this because the print is too tiny
or you forgot your glasses
or because you are holding it upside down.
You will be frustrated today.
You can’t read this because the print is too tiny
or you forgot your glasses
or because you are holding it upside down.
You will be frustrated today.
Even this prompt threw my spell checker into shock!
NO LACK OF WORDS
The OWL sat UPWIND on the GENERATOR
Giving a RODOMONTADE
Regarding the SQUANDER by DUNDERHEADS
To the COWBIRD and the QUAHOG.
His MERCURIAL, MIRACULOUS EGO
Was TWICE NON-PAREIL
As an ELUSIVE GHOST CHEESE with SEAWEED
And a WILLOWY TRUFFLE
The owl did ABSCOND with ARTILLERY
The CYCLOPS took the CURL
The SALT and the CLOVE fell to the GUTTER
All this with a BILIOUS SVELTE girl!
BARN SALE:
Hats that only fit large heads
Paper weights, mostly dead
Black and white flash-back albums
Tractor with Deere John instructions
Rare cemented memory jugs
Computer with some virus bugs
Crutches for a broken knee
Glasses, rose-colored, you can see
Wedding band (one size fits all)
Pins inserted in a doll
Urn with ashes (includes a hole)
Disaster headlines in a roll
Heart (needs mending/cannot use)
1950’s blue suede shoes
Clothing , small, so they should last
Mantle clock that runs too fast
Wedding dress, new, never used
Mirror, cracked, please excuse
Promises, broken, worked for me
Kids are welcome, dogs are free
This prompt was hysterical. When I read my tranlation I couldn’t stop laughing!
And yes, my spell check went bonkers. I chose poems of Swedish language because there were only 8 to choose from (I’m not good with decisions) and, yes, my spelling and grammar check is still going bonkers but at least it turned green. So, I’ve re-written this depressing poem with my pardon to the author and the Swedish language also.
BLI ALDRIG VÄN MED EN KRÅKA
Bli aldrig vän med en kråka!
sade en biolog i radion. Kråkan
fäster sig snabbt vid dig, hon knackar på
fönstret oavbrutet, kråkan blir lätt psykotisk.
Ingenting händer här. Ingenting. Trädgårdar
i regn. Citroner i månsken. En flock kajor lyfte med ett
häftigt oväsen vid ruinen igår kväll. Klockorna milt
genom diset. Röken, klangerna. Jag såg en gång
en liten flickas ögon gå i moln, det var irreparabelt
från början, det gör ont. Molnet drog över den
violetta ögonvitan långsamt inåt mot
pupillen och sedan kunde jag inte
följa det längre, molnet.
© 1997, Tua Forsström
From: Efter att ha tillbringat en natt bland hästar
Publisher: Bonniers; Helsingfors; Söderstrom, Stockholm, 1997
This is MY translation (LOL!)
FRIEND NEVER MAKE THEM A CROW!
Friend never make them a crow!
Said a Biologist on radio. Crows
fasten they quickly with you. She knocks on
window overmuch. Crows become very psychotic.
Nothing happens here. Nothing.
Garden In rain. Citrus in moonlight.
A flock jackdaws lifted them here
Having overture with ruin last day.
Bell noise mild distance through, smoke, clanging.
I saw in Past In little girl eyes gone in a clouds.
That was irreparable.
From beginning it was pain.
Cloud drag over it Violet eye white slowly into towards.
This is my re-write:
ALWAYS MAKE FRIENDS WITH CROWS
If I had a crow as a friend
there would always be something to do.
You can teach them to knock on windows
and they are always laughing at you.
A stupid Biologist said
on the radio one rainy night.
That citrus trees grow in the garden
and that jackdaws take off in moonlight.
Their noise in the castle ruins
blends with the bells in the town
The clanging through smoke in the distance
is the blind girl burning it down.
I’m so proud of myself. Not only did I do a pantun “The Three Sisters” but I also wrote something (whatever it is) called “And In The Beginning”!
THE THREE SISTERS
I look at the beans climbing corn fast.
Knowing the squash will care for the earth.
My sister leads my sister last.
I’ve known I’ll feed my mother since birth.
AND IN THE BEGINNING
Grandmother Spider, done with her weaving
needed some companionship.
She moulded some clay into four different people
and poured on some brown, white, red, yellow slip.
Thus, People were made who wandered all over
and found a hole in Grandmother’s ground.
They looked down, surprised that they couldn’t see bottom
and lowered a vine so that they could climb down.
The vine was in fact, way too short in the long run.
The People too tired and wanting some fun,
they let go the vine and fell farther and farther
They smiled as they felt the warm rays of the sun.
Red, White, Brown, Yellow looked down and saw water
and knew right away that they were sunk
but wise turtle saw them and quickly swam over.
They landed then with a clunk, clunk, clunk and clunk.
Turtle, he swam for eons and eons
Growing bigger and bigger as things usually do.
Brown, Red, White, Yellow were then separated.
The shell turned to earth and vegetables grew.
The hole then turned black along with the ages.
The people forgot they were brothers to start,
So hatred started twixt red, White, brown, Yellow
and Grandmother Spider did break her own heart.
On a Walk
Walking through the yard I see mud clumps from the plow.
I see brown puddles and untrimmed hedges,
Trash from cars, wet rotted leaves, brown, dead grass,
broken branches fallen to the ground, mud on my car.
Using sight and smell I smell green sprouting things
and the smell of the lake, minutes away, coming to me in the wind.
I smell cows finally let loose from winter confinement and
a recently cut tree fallen from a winter storm.
Seeing, smelling, touching I feel the softness of the new grass,
the bark of a happy tree, smooth buds that are baby leaves.
I touch the mud and it feels like the gritty mud pies I used to love
I touch the stump and feel the sticky sap
Seeing, smelling, touching, tasting I open my mouth and taste the fresh air
coming from the lake released from its skin of ice, almost like fish and seaweed.
I pull a blade of grass from the sheath and bite the tender end
and taste sweetness and light.
Seeing, smelling, touching, tasting and best of all hearing
I hear the birds and their calls to find mates. All the birds I’ve been missing.
Orioles and Cardinals and Mourning Doves, Chickadees with their summer song
So different than their winter song.
What would I do without these senses?
Which one, if I had a choice, would I choose to lose?
Deciding to enjoy them while I have them
I decide to explore the field.
Oh My! It is certain that I may not be a poet but it’s also certain that I’m stubborn. How many days remain in April?
The raven-haired beauty sitting crossways to me
Was reading my face quite mysteriously.
If I couldn’t read her and read her real soon;
And if I took her case, it could be my doom.
But I took the case not knowing why
And said to myself I know its “do or die”.
She left but I still sensed that something was wrong.
Why would she come back here after so long?
The last time I’d seen her I’d been in my cell.
It was visiting hours in that miserable hell.
When I left the office at quarter past ten
I kept asking myself why her? And, above all, why him?
My shoes clicked the pavement and the fog swirled around
But I knew at that moment the thing that I’d found!
The address that she’d given just wasn’t quite right
It was two numbers off from the one of that night…
Where my partner and I when we worked for the force
Had been set up for stealing, it made sense, of course!
The cash never found, us years in the pen
And the raven-haired beauty had been visiting him!
The fog was still swirling, It had started to mist
My heels were still clicking, my hand in a fist
Convicted of robbery she had thought we had dough
She had asked him for some and of course he had said no.
So she killed him, that bitch, in this city of filth
Think that then she would have all his wealth.
She had paid me to find him with the money we hid.
She’d then have her gangsters there when I did.
And I’d lose my life for a crime never done
And she and her friends would be happy they’d won.
Well, what could I do? The force wouldn’t listen.
I stared at the lamp posts the rain had made glisten.
The answer was simple, I said to myself.
Just ask Humphrey Bogart, that little grey elf.
He’d look at me slyly with a smirk on his lips
And tell me the answer between his gin sips.
To Key West I’d go because I was a ham.
And ask the player to “play it again, Sam”.
I’m having a very hard time doing these exercises. Having never writen “official” poetry, I don’t even know how to pronounce todays prompt, much less do it. So each day I’m learning new words and finding out that poetry doesn’t just flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, but that I may know what I want to write but I have to think about how to write it, what words to use, do I make them rhyme or what? So, as an old lady, I accept this challenge because I need to stretch my mind. Thank goodness I don’t have to run around the block while I do it. PLEASE don’t make that one of the prompts!
OTTAVA RIMA (or, Ode to the Elephant)
Little dancers whittled slowly made for fancy kings
Leathered bodies bleeding faces having no resort
Ivory toys precious pieces carved as little starlings
Babies crying, swaying screaming so wanting comfort
Priceless carvings stared at loved as one was one’s darling
Others stand straining groaning puzzled why they did abort
Fingers playing restful Brahms on keys of black and white
Pachyderms so loathed and used for humans own delight
A DECLARATIVE POEM
The hawk plays games in the sky.
He floats on the currents.
He trusts without knowing why.
The rabbit stands up on her hind legs.
She knows that her children could die.
The children can see the hawk’s shadow.
The rabbit stays totally still nearby.
The children duck down in the grass.
The hawk dives and makes a loud cry.
The children feel wind on their backs.
Which one is it that screams?