Even this prompt threw my spell checker into shock!

NO LACK OF WORDS

The OWL sat UPWIND on the GENERATOR

Giving a RODOMONTADE

Regarding the SQUANDER by DUNDERHEADS

To the COWBIRD and the QUAHOG.

His MERCURIAL, MIRACULOUS EGO

Was TWICE NON-PAREIL

As an ELUSIVE GHOST CHEESE with SEAWEED

And a WILLOWY TRUFFLE

The owl did ABSCOND with ARTILLERY

The CYCLOPS took the CURL

The SALT and the CLOVE fell to the GUTTER

All this with a BILIOUS SVELTE girl!