Now this one felt REALLY good!  Everyone should do this.

I want to put my hands around your neck
and swing you boldly off the deck.
Did you just fart? I’d like to know.
Is that a wart and will it grow?

With only three teeth how can you chew?
I might be older but look younger than you.
Your face looks like you ran into a train.
Your ass is so big you must use a crane.

Fix your gums because of your breath.
I’ll not eat your food, it will cause my death.
The dress you gave me looks like a rag.
Your house smells so bad I’m going to gag.

If you use big words then know what they mean.
If I looked like you I’d try not to be seen.
Your son just died? That’s not so bad
he was ugly and dumb just like his Dad.

Oh, all these things I’ve wanted to say
and now that I’ve said them they’ll go away.
I’ll just hit delete on this little machine
and what once was will never have been!